Hi, folks! It’s been pretty quiet around the Institute this week. Indeed, if anything, it’s a little… too quiet.
Generally I’m not too upset if a week goes by without gravity failing or the faculty having their minds switched around. On the other hand, I’m not exactly thrilled when sound itself is eerily cancelled for reasons unknown.
I’ve tried yelling, hollering, shouting and bellowing, but no noises are emerging. I’ve bashed pots, smashed cots, trashed yachts and mashed ‘bots, all to no avail. I’ve asked Jimmy to wail, Tula to hail and Cinderbottom to nail, but none of these actions have had a single aural effect. Frankly, I’m running out of options and things to rhyme. If this nonsense keeps up, I’m going to have to cancel our karaoke staff party!