Hi, folks! You know, we’ve got some terribly secret stuff going on in the Peggle labs, and as any secret-keeper knows, the best way to keep secrets is to post them on a public web site!
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I’d like to get into the details but I spent all last week drafting strict Non-Disclosure Agreements and galloping around forcing everybody to sign them, so it’d be wrong to blab too much about what we’ve got going on.
I can tell you that Jimmy’s been heading up the new Peggle research team with astounding vigor. I know, I know; isn’t Jimmy’s specialty biochemistry rather than peg-physics? I asked him about it but he kept saying “rad” and “awesome” and “rectified phase variation” so much I got bored and wandered off to get some coffee. Apparently he’s working from his own model of “tubular” physics, a new style of physics that involves tubes. I don’t get it either.
At any rate, early results have been shocking. I’ve seen movement paths unimaginable, negative circles and square triangles and blatant violations of fundamental logic. I’ve witnessed bricks flow like water and particles emit into reverse space. I’ve heard blinding new sounds and tasted butter-flavored gravity. It’s an exciting time for Peggle fans!
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